Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? --Funny Story Fun

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? 

<> "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." 

<> "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 

<> "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" 

<> "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" 

<> "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 

<> "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" 

<> "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 

<> "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." <> "In God we trust, all others are suspects." 

<> "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

 

<> "Just how big were those two beers?