What game did the Greek Gods play? Hydra and go seek.
Greece Jokes
What did the Ancient Greeks wear on their feet?
Tennis Zeus.
How do Greek women get ready for a toga party?
With A Hera appointment.
Have you seen the movies about Greek Mythology?
No?, well you odyssey them.
What do you call a musician petrified by Medusa?
A rockstar.
Why doesn't Aphrodite date tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them.
What do you call a movie about eating healthy?
My Big Fat Greek Yogurt.
What is Apollo's favorite indie rock band?
Walk The Moon.
What did Poseidon say to the sea monster?
What's Kraken?
Which Greek god is always passing wind?
Anemoi.
Why does Ares only have a Sony Playstation?
Because he is the "God Of War"
Who did Artemis invite to her birthday party?
Her nearest and deer-est friends.
Why did Artemis miss her mark?
She wasn't aiming deer-ectly for it.
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