Greece Jokes That'll Make You Laugh

What game did the Greek Gods play? Hydra and go seek. 

Greece Jokes

Clean jokes for adults

What did the Ancient Greeks wear on their feet? 

Tennis Zeus. 

How do Greek women get ready for a toga party? 

With A Hera appointment. 

Have you seen the movies about Greek Mythology? 

No?, well you odyssey them. 

What do you call a musician petrified by Medusa? 

A rockstar. 

Why doesn't Aphrodite date tennis players? 

Because love means nothing to them. 

What do you call a movie about eating healthy? 

My Big Fat Greek Yogurt. 

What is Apollo's favorite indie rock band? 

Walk The Moon. 

What did Poseidon say to the sea monster? 

What's Kraken? 

Which Greek god is always passing wind? 

Anemoi. 

Why does Ares only have a Sony Playstation? 

Because he is the "God Of War" 

Who did Artemis invite to her birthday party? 

Her nearest and deer-est friends. 

Why did Artemis miss her mark? 

She wasn't aiming deer-ectly for it. 

Braces Jokes Funny

Braces Jokes Funny

Clean joke of the day

Why did the deer need braces? 

He had buck teeth. 

What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare? 

An intern with braces. 

What kind of music do kids with braces listen to? 

Heavy Metal. 

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? 

He braces himself. 

What do you call a black girl with braces? 

A black and decker pecker wrecker. 

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces. 

Braces, helping you put your money where your mouth is. 

That awkward moment after you get your braces off, and the dentist tells you to wear a retainer. 

Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner? 

Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer. 

Yo Mama So Flat Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Flat Jokes Funny

Good yo mama jokes

Yo momma so flat she is jealous of my computer screen 

Yo mama so flat she called the doctor and asked if she had a sex change and forgot. 

Yo mamma so flat you can see her heartbeat while you read her sarcastic t-shirt. 

Yo mama so flat and old she holds the distinction of being the first person to be called a "flatmate". 

Yo mama so flat and so gassy her nickname is flatulence. 

Yo momma so flat that flattery makes her angry. 

Yo mama so flat, white and tall, when she fell people used her as a sidewalk! 

Yo mama so flat that a joke about yo momma is called a flatliner. 

Yo mama so flat she got jealous of a pancake. 

Yo mamma so flat she can't sideways when taking a selfie. 

Yo momma so flat, for Halloween, she was a Listerine Breath Strip. 

Yo mama so flat, she refuses to iron her wrinkled shirts. 

Yo mama so flat her areolas look like coasters. 

Yo momma so flat I couldn't find her in the family picture because she was standing sideways. 

Drunk Jokes Funny That Will Make You Laugh

Drunk Jokes Funny That Will Make You Laugh

Jokes for adults

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? 

A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke! 

Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? 

A: "Olive or twist?" 

Q: What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? 

A: "Please, no stories!" 

Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? 

A. So the Irish would never rule the world! 

Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? 

A: The Holy Spirit! 

Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? 

A: "A beer please, and one for the road." 

Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila? 

A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex! 

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? 

A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game! 

Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? 

A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table! 

Q: How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light? 

A: He's the one dancing like an asshole! 

Q: How do you know a man is really really gay? 

A: When he's nursing a Bacardi Breezer! 

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? 

A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels. 

Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future? 

A: He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one. 

Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast? 

A: Because it does not have to stop to change color 

Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking? 

A: He's nursing a Mike's Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay! 

Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? 

A: The sofa doesn't keep asking for Bud Light! 

Q: What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having sex in a rowboat? 

A: They are both SO close to water! 

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