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Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 11, 2016

Yo Mama So Flat Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Flat Jokes Funny



Yo momma so flat she is jealous of my computer screen 

Yo mama so flat she called the doctor and asked if she had a sex change and forgot. 

Yo mamma so flat you can see her heartbeat while you read her sarcastic t-shirt. 

Yo mama so flat and old she holds the distinction of being the first person to be called a "flatmate". 

Yo mama so flat and so gassy her nickname is flatulence. 

Yo momma so flat that flattery makes her angry. 

Yo mama so flat, white and tall, when she fell people used her as a sidewalk! 

Yo mama so flat that a joke about yo momma is called a flatliner. 

Yo mama so flat she got jealous of a pancake. 

Yo mamma so flat she can't sideways when taking a selfie. 

Yo momma so flat, for Halloween, she was a Listerine Breath Strip. 

Yo mama so flat, she refuses to iron her wrinkled shirts. 

Yo mama so flat her areolas look like coasters. 

Yo momma so flat I couldn't find her in the family picture because she was standing sideways. 

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