Clean Jokes To Tell Your Kids
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
“How do you shoot a killer bee?”
“With a bee bee gun.”
Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A taxi driver.
Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
Because he wanted to be on time.
Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
He was a little hoarse.
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?
At forks in the road.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers!
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they’re two-tired!
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
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