Cricket Jokes Funny

Cricket Jokes Funny

What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick? 

3 runs in 3 balls 

What is a bugs favourite sport? 

Cricket. 

When would an Australian cricketer have 100 runs against his name? 

When he is bowling. The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?' 'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.' 

What is the difference between an Indian fielder and a condom? 

One drops a catch and other catches a drop 

Why can't fat people play cricket? 

Because they block the wickets. 

What's the Pakistani version of LBW? 

Lost, Beaten, Walloped. 

Why did the cricket bowler never sweat?

Because he had such huge fans! 

Who has the easiest job in the Indian squad? 

The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. 

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? 

The entire South African innings. There's a man in Liverpool who claims to have invented a game that in certain respects is a bit like cricket. 

What he doesn't know is that the England team has been playing it for years. 

You're looking glum'. 'Yes. My doctor says I can't play cricket.' 'Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen you play!' 

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Koala Jokes

Koala Jokes 

Q: What's a Koalas favorite drink? 

A: Coca Koala! 

Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial? 

A: Because he was koala-fied. 

Q: Why are koala's so sleepy? 

A: Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day! 

Q: How does a koala get from one place to another? 

A: On a gondkoala 

Q: What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? 

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 

Q: How do you apologize to a koala? 

A: BEAR your heart and soul. 

Q: Why isn't the the koala a real bear? 

A: He doesn't have the right koalifications. 

Q: Why did the Koala cross the road? 

A: To prove to the possum that it could be done! 

Q: When does a Koala go "moo"? 

A: When it is learning a new language! 

Q: What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? 

A: Sir! 

Q: Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree? 

A: Because he was DEAD. 

Q: Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? 

A: Because he was dead too. 

Q: Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? 

A: Because he thought they were playing a game. 

Q: Why did the boy fall of his bike? 

A: Because three koalas fell on top of him. 

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Choir Jokes Funny

Choir Jokes

Q: Why did the choir boys giggle? 

A: Mass hysteria! 

Q: How many bees do you need to start a bee choir? 

A: A humdred! 

Q: What do you call a computer that sings with powerful emotion? 

A: A-Dell 

Q: What is Jesus' favourite pop song of all time? 

A: I can feel it in my fingers. 

Q: Did you hear about the choir girl who couldn't find a singing partner? 

A: She had to buy a duet yourself kit. 

Q: Did you hear the joke about the church choir? 

A: I don't remember how it goes, but the punchline is "the choir director got hit by a car". 

Q: What did the choir director tell the choir girl who couldn't sight read? 

A: You're nothing but treble. 

Q: Why was the soprano arrested? 

A: She was in treble. 

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? 

A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him. 

Q: Where's a tenor's resonance? 

A: Where his brain should be. 

Q: What do you call ten baritones at the bottom of the ocean? 

A: A good start. 

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