Koala Jokes
Q: What's a Koalas favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala!
Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
A: Because he was koala-fied.
Q: Why are koala's so sleepy?
A: Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Q: How does a koala get from one place to another?
A: On a gondkoala
Q: What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: How do you apologize to a koala?
A: BEAR your heart and soul.
Q: Why isn't the the koala a real bear?
A: He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Q: Why did the Koala cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a Koala go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
Q: Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was DEAD.
Q: Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead too.
Q: Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because he thought they were playing a game.
Q: Why did the boy fall of his bike?
A: Because three koalas fell on top of him.
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