Choir Jokes
Q: Why did the choir boys giggle?
A: Mass hysteria!
Q: How many bees do you need to start a bee choir?
A: A humdred!
Q: What do you call a computer that sings with powerful emotion?
A: A-Dell
Q: What is Jesus' favourite pop song of all time?
A: I can feel it in my fingers.
Q: Did you hear about the choir girl who couldn't find a singing partner?
A: She had to buy a duet yourself kit.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the church choir?
A: I don't remember how it goes, but the punchline is "the choir director got hit by a car".
Q: What did the choir director tell the choir girl who couldn't sight read?
A: You're nothing but treble.
Q: Why was the soprano arrested?
A: She was in treble.
Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
Q: Where's a tenor's resonance?
A: Where his brain should be.
Q: What do you call ten baritones at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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