Cricket Jokes Funny

Cricket Jokes Funny

What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick? 

3 runs in 3 balls 

What is a bugs favourite sport? 

Cricket. 

When would an Australian cricketer have 100 runs against his name? 

When he is bowling. The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?' 'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.' 

What is the difference between an Indian fielder and a condom? 

One drops a catch and other catches a drop 

Why can't fat people play cricket? 

Because they block the wickets. 

What's the Pakistani version of LBW? 

Lost, Beaten, Walloped. 

Why did the cricket bowler never sweat?

Because he had such huge fans! 

Who has the easiest job in the Indian squad? 

The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. 

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? 

The entire South African innings. There's a man in Liverpool who claims to have invented a game that in certain respects is a bit like cricket. 

What he doesn't know is that the England team has been playing it for years. 

You're looking glum'. 'Yes. My doctor says I can't play cricket.' 'Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen you play!' 

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